Country Dictionary

Beesey Churger

A bitch so fat that you’re absolutely flabbergasted at the sheer sight of her greasey fat rolls.

Damn, you see that bitch? She’s fat as hell! That’s one Beesey Churger!

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

Digs (d^S-)

A unit of measure derived from the decibels of a woman’s moaning (d) and the Squirtage (S-)

She was up to 10,000 Digs (d^S-) ! I must’ve really been diggin in her!