Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)

Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender? Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.

by Ben Dover Nputin April 08, 2014