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An edge hog is a player of Super Smash Brothers or Super Smash Brothers Melee who sits on the edge of a level after knocking their opponent off the main part of the level and hits their opponent as they try to make their way back onscreen.
I can make it back on... Oh, dude! You were just waiting for me! You friggin' edge hog!
It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."
Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass! Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth! Person A: What the motherf**k?? Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog! Person A: Har har har har!
The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.
All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob! Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames! Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!
A crying emoticon mimicking the exaggerated crying typically found in animes. Usually found in this form in instant messaging clients and online games. In the real world, however, most humans cannot produce this fierce a stream of tears, so if this occurs, please contact a doctor immediately.
A: Oh noes! You got pwn3d by a n00b! B: T.T n00b: roflmaool!
The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")
Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish! Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111 CS Pro: STFUNOOB!
No, seriously, go see that movie if you want a very good definition. Tom Cruise's character is totally Wapanese.