A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun UK & US - /'gæs.brə.ˌdʌk.ʃən/ 1) The process of producing gas through boiling or synthetic effervescence.
Chemistry student: Would a fart be considered anal gasproduction? Chemistry teacher: No, as it is not an incidence of boiling or synthesis. I am quite surprised, or should I say shocked, that you weren't able to work that out. Chemistry student: 'Kay den...
Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/ An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.
My boss is such a toolhead; every time he walks by, I air-wank him.
Noun. UK /'dɒl.tri/ - US /'dɑ l.tri/ 1. A group of idiots. 2. A major insult whereby the targeted audience is recognized as having a gimpishness the size of many idiots. They are unequivocally foolish.
1. One Direction is just a glorified doltary. 2. What the hell are you doing?! You're such a doltary!
Verb UK - /gəs.'brɒ.dʒəs/ US - /gəs.'brɑ.dʒəs/ 1) To produce a gas through either boiling or synthetic effervescence.
Chemistry teacher: What in heaven's name are you doing with that chemical solution? Student: I'm seeing if it gasproduces when heated. Chemistry teacher: It will, but only because it has a relatively low boiling point.
A very large line of snortable psychoactive substance. Comes from the joining of the word 'great' and 'faton' (which is a shortened version of 'fat one')
I did that many gratons of MD last night, I was typing my emails out on a line of ket. (This literally happened to me before, no joke.)
Most often meaning to throw very hard(1) , but can be used to substitute a wide array of verbs, such as swallow hard (2), hit hard (3), be very tired or hungover (4), pull hard (5), vomit severely (6), etc.
1. He didn't have time to hit the ball once I threw it. I absolutely hooned it one! 2. If you don't like the taste, just hold your nose and friggin' hoon it back! 3. Yeah, he's in hospital now. The bouncer absolutely hooned him one. 4. Fuck me - I did that many gratons last night I'm absolutely hooned. 5. Hoon that keg over here and let's get hooned. 6. Absolutely hooned my guts up last night. Just constant hoon after hoon for hours.
A person on the fringes of authoritarian right-wingdom, who is really too stupid and/or gullible to be taken seriously. They often utilise emotional outbursts (otherwise known as 'tantrums') instead of actual reasoned debate and critical thinking.
"This frigging rightoid just denied the Holocaust after watching a Bit-shite video. I've nothing against free-speech, but this motherfucking anti-freedom rightoid screed has colonised the bandwidth of a seminally good idea."