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vomit fedora

A vomit fedora is an object in which one vomits into after tipping it for a lady and said lady kicks them in the dick.

Some wench kicked me in the dick, so I vomited into my vomit fedora.

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 26, 2018

Dabbing

Dabbing is a disease that is often terminal, children ages 7-13 are the most likely to become infected with dabbing. Dabbing kills around 92% of everyone who has the illness, Dabbing has been found to be infectious through airborne means. Dabbing is genetically similar to Yellow Fever.

Jimmy Smith caught Dabbing and died of it last week.

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 26, 2018

wooder

A Wooder is somehow who just really likes wood, they love birch and they love oak, they love all wood.

My Uncle George is such a Wooder!

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 26, 2018

Jimmy

Jimmy the second most common name to be used instead of a child’s actual name because the person talking about them forgot the child’s name.

Did you hear that Jimmy fell down the well?

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 26, 2018