Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Green Parrot

Cheshire phrase

Placing your dirty penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a parrot on a pirate's shoulder .

The Green significance comes from the penis being unclean.

Sometimes used as a chat up line

Followed by reveal lost parrot

"Excuse me love, have you lost a green parrot."

"Shiver me Timbers, check out me Green Parrot"

by BershamBackdoor August 24, 2019

Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier

Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019