Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.

He came up on me so I split his wig!

by Big Daddy March 13, 2003

little momma

Someone who wants to make you their bitch

Big momma adult movie

by Big Daddy March 15, 2005

pawn

To lose all dignity in a vain attempt to conciliate financial debt by temporarily selling one's most valued possessions to good peoples for pennies on the dollar.

"Yeh, I wanna pawn dis ring." (or "Yes good sir, I would like to borrow some money in exchange for my ring.")

by Big Daddy January 29, 2004

shtick

Your gag. From the yiddish.

Did you see his shtick? What chutzpah!

by BIG DADDY January 27, 2004

Ammo

Redneck bastardization of the term, "I'm going to."

"Ammo tell you what boy!"

by Big Daddy April 28, 2004

farheen

1.) being invisible
2.) a ghost

urban legend:

a woman who can turn to the side and disappear

1.) i'm not sure who broke into our house, it's like he was farheen

2.) "hey, did you hear about that new show, casper the friendly farheen?"

urban legend story
one day, a young girl, average weight, slept in her room at night. it has been said farheen turned to the side, and snuck into her room through the window cracks and killed the woman due to weight jealousy.

beware the farheen.

by BiG DaDDy March 29, 2005

simeone

Carney folk, a poor, stupid, useless, idiot.

What do I look like a simeone?

by Big Daddy June 24, 2004