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Suck the hind tit

To get a raw deal or the short end of the stick. Derived from the behavior of barnyard pigs. The "runt" or weakest piglet is forced to nurse on the tit farthest back on the mother pig, which gives the least nourishment.

The elderly tend to have to suck the hind tit when it comes to social services.

by Big Dick's Halfway Inn November 05, 2005

date

A prostitute's euphamistic term for a trick.

That ho asked me if I was lookin' for a date, but she had more than three teeth, so I knew she was a cop.

by Big Dick's Halfway Inn October 17, 2005

career

verb-In professional sports, to have the best game of life statistically. It is an important term in fantasy sports, since one guy having such a game can almost singlehandedly win your fantasy game for you.

I was down big, but pulled off the win when Shaun Alexander careered in the Sunday night game. He had five TDs in the first half!

by Big Dick's Halfway Inn November 26, 2005