Country Dictionary

mott

the word mott has been for a while and is slang for fanny

Your walikin down the road and see a real sexy lady, you say to your mate i'd lick her mott!

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

fmitawash

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

winkle picker

on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.

after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!