Country Dictionary

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

fucking somebody in the asshole

(Tod) You need a good ass fucking bae.

(Britney) Oh my goodness!

Have anal sex with somebody

(William) Hey bro, I hear you gotta date with Diane!

(Callum) Yeah. I'm gonna smash her back doors in dude..

1. Ejaculating on a girl's neck
2. A pearl necklace (Item of jewellery)

(Cholo) Hola niña, te voy a dar un collar de perlas
(Girlfriend) Eeeew gross!

Vagina

(Elizabeth) I love the taste of gash!

A guy who can't grow a proper beard

Johnny Depp can't grow a proper beard

Your beard is as lame a Johnny Depp's