A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell
I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!
A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.
“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”
A male who will attempt to seduce any adult woman he encounters.
Where I work there’s this guy who constantly hits on any female whose unfortunate enough to come into his line of sight, he’s known locally as the mingeweasal!
We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings
Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"