A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you. Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe. Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that? Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!
-The only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heterosexual white male.
I gew up in the People's Republic of Oak Park.
heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.
"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit
wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.
Randy is a two towel he has big man tits
Applied to one who does not fit in and is shunned for the differences and/or is bullied at a high degree
By marrying his daughter, Woody Allen was considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Hollywood.