A fork of Rural Dictionary
Quite a simple creature really. Has a short life expectancy due to severe mental disabilities. Often found eating eating tadpoles out of the local pond and gravel from the floor. Use extreme caution with the use of alcohol around this animal as it can transform into a killing machine known as CDOT. If you do ever encounter this beast. Make sure to run in a zig zag pattern as it will throw off his coordination and it should give up.
Oh dear God its CDOT! Grab the children! Save the children!