A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.
I humping the heck out of the puffalump.
I cummed in a puffalump really hard.
someone who is about as useful as a chicken giblet only then dipped in spunk
When you really want to fuck a girls tits.
Did you see that girl back there? Ah, man she was looking scrotitilyumptious.
someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out
holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.
A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip
man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can