A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Ryan Gellner is the act of showing up to a party uninvited and touching every woman there’s ass and making them feel uncomfortable most encounters end in them trying to sleep with you.
Omg that party last night was awful Ryan Gellner wouldn’t stop touching me.
The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can
Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.
The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
The romfo is the act of doing anal on top of a hippopotamus while drunk.
Hey John wanna go do the romfo.
The act of putting you’re dick in a jar of peanut butter and then realizing that your dog is having an allergic reaction.
“God damnit ross if you keep doing THE ROSS the dogs gonna die.”
An Island in the heart of Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota, known for being the college person hangout on sunny, summer, Saturdays. On a nice day there are around 3,000 beautiful girls and guys aging between 18-25...drinking... It is also the place to be for the 4th of July where 10,000+ people are playing floating beer pong, or doing beer bongs. It is quite possibly the most amazing place in the world on the America's birthday.
Minnetonka resident: You goin to Big today?
Another resident: Ya, I'm goin to big island I've got two cases, two bottles and 10 girls in bikinis, and I cant wait for the fourth...