Country Dictionary

djonkoh

Pronounced John-ko (with the "o" in John as short as possible).
Dutch-Suriname slang for a spliff.

Eei Boy paas mij die djonkoh!

(Hey son pass me tha spliff!)

sexmix

A hybrid marihuana joint made out of grade a tobacco (a wee bit), maroccan hashish and two distinct types of Dutch Weed.

Sherman: Man this sexmix got me my eyeballz bleeding
Herman: Ya pussey!~

Shoppa

Dutch slang for a coffeeshop, which is an establishment where u can get weed or hashish. Contrary to popular belief this isn't actually legal, but semi-legal. The Dutch term for that is "gedogen" which means "not to be prosecuted in law".

Gotta drop by the shoppa dude, need some mo' (which I do not recommend btw!)

David Mazzeltov

David Hasselhoff's jewish ancestor.

Shalom David Mazzeltov!