A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"
Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"
Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals
last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER
a very naughty sex act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people
Ambrose: How did your date last night go?
Bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the ER
when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)
Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?
Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.
Jamie: and she didnt like that?
Bill: Apparently not