Country Dictionary

Cumpungilate is when she's working one of her 3. Holes trying to coax the cum outta ya balls

Damm Chester that bitch can cumpungilate on my cock all night

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean

Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere

Cumali is when. After cuming in her mouth she spits the cum in a tissue or toilet paper and wads it up to dispose of or not. Therefore resembling a tamale

We had to hurry up last night. When I was done she made a cumali and whisked it away