A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fucking my family paradox, The theory you can never get too close to someone who is having sex with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. Also can be used as fucking my sister paradox or fucking my mother paradox.
Friend 1: My Sister's boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend. Friend 2: So what's wrong with that? Friend 1: FMF paradox man, it's too awkward.
Jiggin' with some fishing tackle. Some use a jiglet.net
Hand me that jiglet, I'm about to slay some carp
An insult meaning pathetic or obnoxious person. Same as insults like "Dickhead".
"He's such a Fucking knob" "Go kill yourself"(reply) "your such a fucking knob"
An enormous ball of pubes, impossible to untangle, scabs are optional.
Someone definitely werewolfed the urinal at that last truckstop... There's a pubiks cube floating in there.
A little baby doggy, also see cumpuppy
Oh man, that fucking diglet ate my hot dog!