A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined
"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."
The act of licking the hole at the tip of the penis head to arouse pleasure from your partner, as it is often very sensitive.
Guy: Hey bro, I heard your girlfriend was gonna give you penallingus last night. How'd it go.
Guy: Dude that shit felt so good. You gotta try it out with your girl.
An abbreviation for "how 'bout with you" or "how about with you"
Friend: Hey man how are things going?
You: Pretty good! Hbwu?