Country Dictionary

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lichen drain

When she keeps sucking after you nutted.

Dude, she lichen drained me so hard I felt like my soul left my body.

by Black Konda February 08, 2022

Serpent sting

Not to be confused by a witches kiss, a serpent sting is when the penis tip touches the toilet bowl water.

"Man, Don't you hate it when the toilet is too small and you get serpent sting"

“Dude, I just got serpent sting, I’m going to scrub my penis in the sink

by Black Konda January 18, 2022

Cerberus Lick

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.

Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.

by Black Konda January 18, 2022