A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
An inherent driving ability that naturally inspires the confidence of passengers
Guy 1: Man, I'm so psyched for this road trip Guy 2: Why is Danny driving? I've been driving for longer, it should be me Guy 3: Sorry dude you're just not up to it Guy 2: Oh yeah, what does he have that I don't Guy 3: Carisma
Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it
Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
Using your facebook updates to try and show other people how great your life is so that they will envy you.
Guy 1: *on facebook* Wow! Great day surfing in San Diego! @Alex Dennis: "How many dollars in a sombrero!" Hahahaha lmao good times! Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook? Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.
When your eyebrows become more bushy than is socially acceptable. Derived from the large eyebrows of Noel and Liam Gallagher
Guy 1: Dude, your brows are fucking massive man, you've totally got Gallagher Brows Guy 2: Totally don't Guy 3: Dude, you've totally got Gallagher Brows
A particular song that one sings under one's breath in any awkward situation. Primarily gives said person an excuse not to talk.
Guy 1: So anyway dude, I hooked up with this girl called Clara last night. She was kind of fat and ugly and a bit of a tramp, but a really good lay nonetheless Guy 2: Dude that was my sister! Guy 3: *pause* Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you Guy 2: What's he singing? Guy 1: Yummy yummy yummy. It's his Go-to Song.
Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard? Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide