Country Dictionary

sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss

my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads

i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up

poopying the process of eliminating solid waste from the body

i got a hold of some rancid food this morning and spent all day poopying my pants

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

frick off a non vulgar alternative to fuck off to tell someone to fuck off in a nice way

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to frick off

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost

my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick