Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Road Dawg

A man who is a roady for a homosexual band he will be passed around between band members like a piece of meat

Hey john are you still a road dawg for the ass pirates?

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

Cock Trimmed

When a man has his beard sculpted like a homosexuals cock

John your beard is cock trimmed very nicely. All the gays will notice you

by BlunT IT! March 23, 2019

Goozer

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019

Pooof

When a gay man farts after raw dawg anal sex.

Man John that pooof that leaked from your ass smells like rotten cum!

by BlunT IT! March 11, 2019

Little Paw

The act of taking a picture of someone with tiny hands jacking you of so your package looks bigger

Can you little paw me? I’m trying to impress this chick.

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019