A fork of Rural Dictionary
An inadvertent and painful event that takes place at a urinal, as the skin of one's scrotum is caught in a hastily closed fly.
"Arggggg, I've been scrozipped again!"
A written rant, usually of a political nature. The word has become increasingly trendy what with Bush bashing, Clinton bashing, and heightened national polarity across the board.
"Ann Coulter's columns are the epitome of screed."
I'm more than willing to engage you on this topic. (This is a sorely needed converse to "don't go there.")
"Although I'm a little uncomfortable with this subject, hell, let's go there!"