A fork of Rural Dictionary
Terry, who is very suburban, goes to work everyday high on a wide variety of illegal substances.
"what is this?" "who are you?" "are you trying to kill me?" "where am i?" "how do you know my name?"
Old lady who goes into Burger King and steals all of the sugar packets.
One who commits sugar theft is a sugar thief.
Manager, also the master of the writing up arts.
"You forgot to punch for your breaks? IM GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP."
A frozen confection from McDonalds with different toppings such as: M&Ms, Oreo, and GRANOLA. Also is never mixed by the incompetent staff of employees.
Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED. Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Employee: Excuse me? Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!! Ryan: BASTARDS!! Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!