A fork of Rural Dictionary
Almost anything other than “your mum” and “did I ask”
“That’s funny”
Like pornhub, just for
Shit this is totally going to be seen by parents and they'll think this is genuine
My little brother was on ROBLOX last night.
A Roadman is a male from 15-30 and knows all of his area (UK mainly England). As said in other cases, is a distant relative of the chav (a person who hides in their mothers’ basements). They have been seen to wear Bin Bags, Nike Air Tracksuits, Fake Gucci ; a manbag containing a knife and a bag of weed. They cannot speak English very well ; their language was made to confuse Americans. They have a strange behaviour and often group up in gangs, smoke and perform robberies at your local Greggs. KFC and McDonald’s are their favourite places (as they can now get 23% attention there). If you see any vandalised Boris Bikes, it is told to leave your planet immediately as they are their favourite vehicle - peace, love and chesticles, Me
Roadman wasp came into my classroom the other day
When somebody sits down as a sign of giving up or tiredness
Made by accident when a classmate of mine tried to spell something that I can’t remember.
It was too stressful for her so she sat down and did a sitnession