A fork of Rural Dictionary
A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!
1. The title of Matt Damon’s new spy thriller. 2. May refer to any extraneous or inferior movie sequel.
“You seen that new Matt Damon flick?” “The Bourne Redundancy? Derivative, man.”
1. A utopian distiller of single-malt scotch that would be located on the Isle of Islay if it existed. 2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
“Your dog won't keep his nose out of my dinner. He’s been hitting the Begmore too hard.”
One of those annoying virgins who is super-friendly
Bottom went to his class reunion, which had been organized by an extravirg with nothing better to do.
1. vegetables that have migrated so far north they have become frozen. 2. Any kind of frozen vegetable.
Bottom doesn’t have any fresh salad fixings, but he can serve veggie del norte anytime.
A natural force that causes one creature to grab or grope another.
Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh. “I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”