Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man who has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves

Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski November 02, 2023

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary

Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski October 31, 2023

Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 17, 2023