Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Burke out

To freak out, loose your cool or self control.

1.Danni took some 'shrooms and had a bad trip, she ended up burkin' out in the back of my 300C.
2.Clam down, don't burke out and do some crazy shit.
3. I burked out at the McDonald's over on JFK Boulevard after that jabroni forgot my Big Mac again.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 27, 2020

Slapjack

A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.

1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020

Schnuazin'

What Schnuazers do, the act of being a Schnuazer. Can refer to a multitude of activities and things a Schnauzer may engage in.

1. I took my Giant Schnauzer to the dog park so he could get a few hours of schnuazin' in before the trip to the vet.
2. Check that Miniature Schnauzer out pissin' on that mailbox, just out there schnuazin' like it's going outta style.
3. Tim: Your dog's been sleeping under your Cadillac for three hours.
Stephanie: he's just scnuazin', it's what he does.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020

Wig Splittin' Boogie

To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.

Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.

Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020