A fork of Rural Dictionary
Condom, Rubber, Party Hat, Life Jacket
Bitch told me she wanted it so i threw on a boner sock and started bangin
OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.
JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?
Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.
JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....
Many people think it is short for cheebah, as refering to weed. Cheeb is actually a slang term for black tar heroin in many parts of cali and other parts of the US
Jim: Oh you got some cheeb? lets roll a fatty!
Sean: No you pussy i mean black tar.
Jim: Oh...i'll get the foil!
An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.
After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.
When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.
Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!
Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!