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schizophrenic

A person who is completely withdrawn from reality and attempts to create one of his own.

Jim Hellwig is a schizophrenic

by Brad Dotlich October 20, 2003

schizophrenic

See warrior

by Brad Dotlich October 20, 2003

XFL

(noun) X-Treme Football League; the name of a failed football league created by WWF/WWE owner, VInce McMahon. This football league lasted only one season before being canceled.

90% of North America hated the XFL.

by Brad Dotlich April 01, 2003

XFL

(verb) To discontinue an activity after the first attempt or within a year of the activity's inception, whichever comes first.

The TV sitcom on Comedy Central called "That's My Bush" got XFL'ed.

by Brad Dotlich April 01, 2003

Hogan Clause

The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.

Does HHH have the Hogan Clause in his contract? No, he doesn't, but he sure acts like he does.

by Brad Dotlich April 01, 2003

necrophiliac

One who likes to have sex with dead bodies.

Look at that necrophiliac get it on with that dead crossing gaurd.

by Brad Dotlich April 01, 2003

orange goblin

See Hulk Hogan

The Orange Goblin cold-bloodedly murdered Bret Hart's wrestling career.

by Brad Dotlich April 01, 2003