Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

caca

1. n. methamphetamine

Let's get spun ducky woo woo on some of Sippi's connections' caca.

by Brain (the real one) December 01, 2004

methamfriendofmine

1.n. methamphetamine

Let's get spun ducky woo woo with my new buddy methamfriendofmine.

by Brain (the real one) December 01, 2004

Merced

1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteƱo) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

Merced - Gateway to hell.

by Brain (the real one) December 02, 2004

uncocked

1. v. to have one's penis become a vagina.

2. n. flaccid

1. Sippi was uncocked - that's why she act's like a man.

2. The site of Sippi is enough to get me uncocked.

by Brain (the real one) December 01, 2004

chron-chron

1. Bomb weed. A variation of chronic

Dude, let's get some chron-chron and get totally wasted.

by Brain (the real one) December 01, 2004

tweaker fly

1.n an ordinary house fly that has metamorphosed into a devoluted super fly by consuming the excreted by-product from the skin of a tweaker (a life-form under the influence of methamphetamine). Tweaker flies become extremely aggresive, develop a nuclear-hardened exo-skeleton, their appendages grow to triple normal size. Avoid tweaker flies at all costs: Tweaker flies will dive-bomb you to get their next dose of methamphetimine (they do not care if you are spun ducky woo woo or not). Tweaker flies wings fold back like F-14 fighter jet swept wings. They have sex constantly (partners' gender is unimportant). Tweaker flies love cockroaches sexually most of all.

Dude, don't go to 12th Street; the tweaker flies have taken over Merced and are learning to speak English. One did a fly-by and told me "Give me you methamfriendofmine.

by Brain (the real one) December 01, 2004