A fork of Rural Dictionary
An abbreviation of the phrase "Lame as hell", used as a way to show extreme boredom or disappointment.
Daniel: "Dude, I just went to a party." Nick: "How'd it go?" Daniel: "It was LAH! Everybody was just either talking, no games!"
Something, often a post on social media, which is clearly wrong or outrageous to attract more people and to make them interact with the post.
Baiter: "The sun isn't a star!" Baited Person: "No, it is!" Baiter: "Actually, a star is a star, and a sun is a sun!" Person: "Dude, this is just Stupid Bait. I'm not falling for your trap."
To reference an incident that happened in school.
"Yo, did you hear about the schoolcident?" "No? What happened?" "That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."
Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?" Daniel: "No, what'd he do?" John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
1. Feeling or showing respect to staff. 2. The act of being respectful to staff.
Jake: "Daniel, you're so restafful!" Daniel: "I am? What'd I do?" Jake: "You helped that one guy stack boxes on shelves, remember?" Daniel: "Oh, that's what you mean."
A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!" Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
KMNS is an acronym for the phrase "keep my name safe". This phrase is used whenever someone figures out your legitimate name, and you want to secretly ask them to not tell anyone without blatantly saying it.
Person: "Oh, I found out your name! It's John!" John: "KMNS!" Person: "Oh, okay."