A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. The words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person. 2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.
"My name is Pam Jones....That’s P-A-M....J-O-N-E-S." Said the spelling bee-otch “My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly” “Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.” “My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.” “Can you spell that please, Sir.” “No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.” “Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”
An asshole who transfers someone to you or another department even though they can handle the problem themselves.
Margo in accounting was a huge transfer troll. She’d send your ass to shipping just so she wouldn’t have to answer any questions about shipping costs that she was entering into the system.
The things a skank will say to let everyone in the room know she or he will fuck anyone, and I mean anyone, who shows even a little interest. Also the sort of things one would say to attract the attention of a skank.
Common skank calls. "Who wants to do body shots off of me!" "Woooo, I'm so drunk, I just want to make out!" "I don't wear underwear to the bar, it just slows me down." "You, me, the last bathroom stall on the left, two minutes." "Your friend is cute, do you two want to come back to my place and tag team me?"
Usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. Can be used as a passive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don't want them to hear you rip said caller a new asshole
If this bitch raises her voice to me again, I'll release the beast and hang up on her ass. "So then I told her that we don't allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a cunt and all this other shit." "What did you do?" "I released the beast. I wasn't going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over shit I don't control."
Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.
Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon? “March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”
Using gossip and slander to stir shit up.
Ever since Casey got a raise, Missy has been waging a whisper war about him all over the office. “If that bitch thinks she’s going to start a whisper war with me I’ll beat her ass after study hall.”
Named after the Greek prophetess. A way of saying “I told you so” or to remind people not to complain to your ass about shit because you warned them all about the problems you saw coming a mile away.
I filed a Cassandra Claim when you hired his dumb ass so don't start in with me. I told you he was a sticky fingered shifty bastard and you still hired him so it’s your fault that he stole over $9,000 worth of stock. I’ve got a Cassandra Claim on your boyfriend cheating on you, Beth, because I warned your ass that I saw his car parked in front of the porn store just about every night on my way home from work.