Country Dictionary

kakistocracy

n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled people.

Since it takes the worst type of person to become a successful politician, all democracies will eventually become kakistocracies.

yankel

Frantically and often unsuccessfully the process that bald men go through trying to "yank" a few strands of hair over the bald spot so "no one will know"

As Bob was riding in his new convertible, his yankel got airborne and almost lifted him from the car.