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In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.
We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing
Anyone in a service or a business who is not respectable.
I needed a new radiator. They wanted to charge me $800. I called another place and they said $200. What a bunch of sharpies.
The act of bringing up an old thread on a forum.
The lurker-turned-noobie posted "me too" in a thread from 2000 and got flamed wave after wave for her necromancy.
someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information see also: nerd.
The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.
The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.
Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!