A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second". "Why do you keep calling me that?" "Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
Someone who says or shows themselves to be a fan of a team who has won and gone to the bigtime, or, someone famous who recently died, though they had shown no support for them prior.
After the team won the championship, the bandwagoneer bought their merchandise and told everybody how great a fan he was and how they "go back a long way."
Muck bodies are anything that makes you feel queasy, especially in relation to the human body.
Muck bodies are anything that make you feel sick looking at them, especially in relation to serious injuries, like deep cuts etc. "Arthur cut his arm really deeply. You could see tendons, veins, and all sorts of muckbodies in there."
slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.
i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!