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Chandler

A smart guy sometimes. A guy that thinks he is better than most people in the world. A guy with an okay sized penis. A guy that is somewhat into women, but mostly into men.

Wow look at him he is such a chandler

Smackfest

During sexual intercourse, when traditionally the male smacks the female's posterior for added enjoyment.

Person 1: Did you have a good time on Saturday evening?
Person 2: Yeah, we went to the opera.
Person 1: That all?
Person 2: No, we went back to my hive and had a little smackfest.