Country Dictionary

Pussy Dance

When a married homeless woman with wet brain flirts with her husbands junky friends.

Damn, did you see Shay last night? She was doing the Pussy Dance for Guy all night long.

Wuuu

The sound that a Montana Red Dog makes when it wants something.

Root Bear do you need to go potty? Wuuuu

Party Boy

The coolest guy at the party because he’s got all of the cocaine. He usually makes bad decisions in the name of partying.

Hey everyone, Party Boy just got here, looks like everyone’s going skiing tonight!

Kickspike

A common phrase used amongst junkies to express their anger towards something or someone that bothers them.

Methadone clinic counselor: Guy, did you clean your junky shitbox bedroom yet? Guy: Kickspike!

Armenian Temper

When a middle aged Armenian man behaves similar to an 8 year old child who didn't get his way.

Oh man, whatever Russ and Jimmy just told Guy really got his Armenian temper flaring