A fork of Rural Dictionary
Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!” “You don’t have an uncle Burt!” “Wha-“
When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude! Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
Totally screwed up;not right. Not following justice. Said by Michael on Zoey 101.
Every woman ever: Im going to treat girls better than you. Men: That's totally flump!