A fork of Rural Dictionary
one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke). he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer! bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name- join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch! "He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything... He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are" - a fellow Simeon's Witness. *please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey." Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now. Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
blue-haired girl from DanganRonpa. she is the Ultimate Pop Idol. her father was always busy, so she finds comfort and love in her girl pop band. could be Hatsune Miku in disguise. she was killed by carrot-head Leon Kuwata, but she was trying to kill him so... k a r m a and yet, i still love, adore, and wanna care for her.
my friend: hey, who would you save? me: Sayaka Maizono. my friend: you mean undercover Hatsune Miku? me: yeah.
some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart. formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke. they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold. "... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j" - some random quote they've said, I dunno. they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that). whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things. they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!" - something Tea might've said
not to be confused with the Genshin boba boi, Kamisato Ayato. Boba-Boi is a self-proclaimed Daitensai, or great genius (but i'm not about to argue with him on that), who is known for his funny inventions and inside jokes with others, such as the RoombaBox™️, patent pending. he's also known for stanning Mizuki Akiyama from the hit rhythm game Hatsune Miku: COLORFUL STAGE/Project SEKAI, which is understandable, since his friend, Studios San (THAT'S HER NAME, GET IT RIGHT) is an Ena Shinonome kin. a fan of Danganronpa, Vocaloid, DDLC and Genshin Impact. may or may not be the better drink-based human in the entire cast.
"ayo, Boba-Boi slaying in the VC again with Sand Planet by Hachi!" "wait, Boba-Boi? as in, the kid who keeps talking about Mizuki and hangs out with that other person, uhhh, Studios San?" "YEAH, THAT ONE! he's such a daitensai /plat"
the overly-dramatic, stereotypical beauty queen and the narcissistic fifth-born brother of the seven demon brothers from Obey Me!, and the Avatar of Lust, or the Avatar of Materialism, Breaking the Social Standards of Beauty and Slaying. chances are he'll either pin you because he's got the horknee or because you're wearing a polka dots jacket with a plaid skirt, don't ask how I know, I just do. in the wise words of a certain Mammon simp... bro's the kind of dude to be horny on main in a Discord server. sober or not, he's a flirt with nearly everyone in a voice chat. men, women, living toaster waffle, you name them, if they're human, he'll probably bang 'em. also according to the same Mammon simp: he has godly rizz, which is ironic, cuz he's a demon. "Luci, I'm a ✨MatERIaL GwOrL😍🥰🤑💸💳🫴✨" Asmodeus can often be spotted trying to flirt with MC, spilling the tea with Satan, doing his skincare and makeup routine (no wonder his skin's clear), having more followers on TikTok than I'll ever get, and just being everyone's favorite rainbow-flag-wielding, nail polish-wearing, Insta model-looking queen/twink, I guess. spare confidence, sirrrrrrrrr- he's possibly part Floptropican. wait, why does he have an emo moment in Obey Me!: Nightbringer?- tldr: he's a thot, but he's **our** thot. a thot on his slay era.
"Asmodeus is probably Floptropican, change my mind."
Cheerio-muncher (headcanon). he (yes, i said "he") is the Ultimate Programmer, and is pretty much on everyone's "Protect at all costs" lists. he's wicked smart, being able to program his own AI named Alter Ego. best bean ever. I like to call him Cheerio, because his smile cheers me up. he's NOT a girl, nor is he trans, or even fem-oriented, sorry guys, but he dresses girly so that people would stop picking on him, but he wishes he could be stronger, which is why he enlisted the help of one Mondo Owada in Chapter 2, but got bonked by said Mondo (for reasons i'll get into on his definition), and later got strung up by one fabulous Byakuya Togami. Cheerio Chihiro should've lived ; - ;
Chihiro Fujisaki is the cutest Cheerio-munching bean to ever grace Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc