A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of exaclty replicating a 2-dimensional image. This is the literal deifinition. In modern lingo, it means anything that is completely kick ass.
Adam: "Oh my God, I can't wait 'till this piece of shit weekend is over."
Chris: "I know dude, b/c tomorrow begins another fun-filled day of reprography."
A magical spell which is used in the reparation of spectacles. This is the first spell performed by Hermione Granger in the popular Harry Potter books/movies.
Harry: "Fuck me Ron. I just broke my Goddamn glasses."
Ron: "Hang on a minute, and I'll go get that cooz Hermione."
Hermione: "Oh Harry. It looks like you broke your glasses. If I fix them, can I get bratwurst in my fun bucket."
Harry: "You bet your sweet ass."
Hermione: "OK. Here goes. Occulus reparo. See good as new. "
Literally, an anagram for "well I'll beat a baby jew to death". A horribly offensive anagram that isn't meant to be taken literally. Commonly used as an exclamation of surprise. This was orginally derived from a racist joke/prank.
Bob: "I just won the lottery."
Mike: "No way. Let me see you ticket."
Bob: "See right here."
Mike: "Well I'll beat a baby jew to death (wibabjtd). You did win the lottery."
This is similar to "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."
A bitch mouth is any guy who who runs his mouth like a little bitch. This is particularly true in the context of gettin pwned (i.e. getting an ass whoopin form you boy in a game of hoops, you whine and complain like a dirty bitch mouth). In short a male who is whiny and complains excessively. This word can be used as a direct object noun (i.e. he has a bitch mouth) or as an act (i.e. Every time I kick you ass in poker you act like such a dirty bitch mouth).
This is particularly true in the context of gettin pwned (i.e. getting an ass whoopin form you boy in a game of hoops, you whine and complain like a dirty bitch mouth). This word can be used as a direct object noun (i.e. he has a bitch mouth) or as an act (i.e. Every time I kick you ass in poker you act like such a dirty bitch mouth).
The most worthless, unreliable, faulty, electrostatic digital printers known to man kind. Not worth the metal out of which they are fabricated. Manufactured in the Netherlands, it seems as though the workers who make these ridiculous trash heaps are stoned out of their minds whilst attempting to make them. They are easily recognizable by their Cannibas sativa hue.
Noob: "Hey man, we have another fun-filled day of reprography ahead of us."
Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."
Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."
Pronounced (boo-key); This is a person of Middle Eastern or Indian descent. They are so called, b/c when they speak, all it sounds like they are saying is bookie bookie bookie.
Hey man do you wanna go get a Slurpee from the store?
Yeah I'd love to, but I can't understand that smeely bookie behind the counter.
A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.