A fork of Rural Dictionary
short form of "figures"
a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.
my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Me: FIGS!
my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!
Me: i'm hungry.... figs.