A fork of Rural Dictionary
overpriced shoes that have your feet hurting if you do much of anything in them, break down quickly, also they have a nice bonus of making you look like a douche, esp if black high tops.
"That metric concert had the largest concentration of chuck taylors, and assholes, that i've seen in my life"
the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.
yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?
To make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be!
also known as the skid marks found in tighty whities
i frotched my pants when you scared me!
one who keeps the poon running away
Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away
the best team ever. patrick ewing, the messiah, once played for this team. n-y-k all the way. knicks in six. will eventually win 25 championships in a row and become the winningest team in history.
you know why the knicks are great?
because patrick ewing is god.
an action in which you take trash and other messy upon impact items (ie. bbq sauce, mustard...etc) put them in a container or open bag and from a moving vehicle throw said container at a pedestrian.
*driving*
(throw container)
(hit pedestrian)
"HEY! BIG FAT FUCKIN' NUTS"