Country Dictionary

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Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

by CLiFF June 03, 2004

scrumtralecent

explanation of something so great it is to cause an orgasm on sight or contact

I saw the 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 in my driveway and it was scrumtralcent.

by cliff December 07, 2002

buckwheat

Shooting someone up their asshole to prolong their suffering. From the movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'd rather be shot in the head than get buckwheated.

by Cliff August 29, 2004