A fork of Rural Dictionary
worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins) see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!
Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.
Get your wappers out!
retired people with a comfortable retirement take loads of vacations during the year (usually with a company called saga who do holidays for the over 50s).
Grampa: we're going to spain next week lil:oh you and grandma are such saga louts
A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect. Commonly used by townies, and scunners.
You alright, mush? Wanna go out tonight, mush?
(adj.) Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with. It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. "Worthlessness", "waste of skin", "dirt". "Nothing". Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia. The fact that "scum" is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a "cunt" or a "fucktard", then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. "Scum", however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.
An expression typically used by trance junkies, when they hear a decent track. Sometimes it can be used in the ironic sense, and needn't be associated with a track of outstanding musical merit. For example, upon hearing 'Tiesto - Traffic', while hardly a work of genius, omg choon would still be an appropriate reaction, because, well...it's 'Traffic' innit. See: OMG I DIE, omgtijs, etc.
<Armin van Buuren> That was new the new track from Push!! <dave> omg choon!!