Country Dictionary

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smegmella

Vagina cheese. Similar to smegma.
Female equivalent to smegma.

Her smegmella has really gotten out of hand!
Determining a female’s need to shower can be defined by the consistency of her smegmella. Smegmella of ricotta cheese consistency is fine, cottage cheese consistency is just gross

by Caitiedyd December 01, 2017

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 02, 2017

FYI

Fuck you idiot

Safe for work.
I used “FYI” multiple times in the netting today and they just thought I was being information…instead is was cursing them all.

by Caitiedyd January 19, 2023