A fork of Rural Dictionary
a Scottish or Irish man that basicly lives at the pub and drinks constantly
O'Larry - "Oy, Shamus!" Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?" O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?" Shamus - "Aye, I don't..." (Long Pause) O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!" Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!" (Fight Breaks Out)
(noun) redneck lingo for Keystone Ice
Passenger: You shouldn't be driving while drinking that Keystone Ice... Driver: It's not a Keystone Ice, it's a Keestville! Now pass me another one out that big ol' case of keestvilles!
(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich! Class: You mean sandwich right? Teacher: No you idiots! Class: Then what is it sir? Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"... Class:...wtf sir?! Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
(verb) to take a dip of snuff from a can of grollie bear.
Sadlick: Hey Fultz, DIP YOUR FAIR SHARE! Fultz: AHHH GOODIN!