Country Dictionary

AWOL

Absent Without Official Leave
See: George W Bush.

George W. Bush was AWOL.

nukyular

See Nuclear, the correct way to pronounce this.

That fact that GWB can't pronounce 'nuclear' scares the shit out of me.

iraq

See: Vietnam, disaster.

Iraq is Bush's Vietnam.

Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!

SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.

vietnam

See: Iraq, disaster.

Iraq is Bush's Vietnam.

operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster